For artists · artist channel
Your store. Your crowd. Your record.
It’s your data. It shouldn’t be stolen and sold. Claim the channel and the checkout, the customer and the catalogue stay on your side.
The channel is free. Your plan buys gates and actions.
Sneak peek · illustrative · mock artist
What you keep
Your store stays yours.
The Merch Booth is live the moment it links. We index what you made, put it in front of the room and send the buyer to your own checkout — and every event you run here puts more of your own data on your side of the line.
The booth
A counter in front of the crowd.
It opens inside your shows and on your channel, and the charge goes through Stripe Connect into your own account — your money, your refunds, your tax. Our 10% is a platform fee on a sale we sent you, counted by a token, with no pixel on your site.
Your plan
Gates and actions.
A gate is the door — a presale, a drop, a show — and you can run as many as you want. An action is what closes it: a ticket sold, a trade sealed, a buy.
Resale
You never pay a fee on the Tradepost.
Fans trade your work on the Tradepost. The buyer fee is Couch Tour’s, from the fan — never a cut of you.
The booth
Live the moment it links.
Every item points at your own store. We put it in front of the room, the charge runs through Stripe Connect into your account, and we take 10% only on a sale we sent.

The booth · live, with links
Your Merch Database
Curated by us. Ruled by you.
Every official piece you ever made, in one record the community writes and you rule. Protection here is construction, not a promise.
The chip
Only the real thing wears it.
A listing matched to a piece in the record carries the chip. Nothing else on Couch Tour can.
The takedown
One request, and it leaves.
If a piece is not yours, say so. It comes out of the record and off the market, and the provenance shows what happened.
Licensing
The path, not the fight.
A vendor asks, you set the royalty on that piece and sign, and the terms sit on the record. We take 10% from the vendor — never out of your share.
Shows
You run the show. You set the price.
They sign up, pay, and tap their BotShield passkey; the token that comes back opens one screen, unreplayable. Charge what you like for a night, or sell a season ticket and let one price cover the whole run.
Events · one form, three kinds
A presale, a drop or a show. One form, one gate.
Each one is in a room, on a screen, or both, and they run by season — Summer ’26, Winter ’26–27. For a presale you bring your codes; we check format, count and duplicates.
A
Your store, with your code.
The fan arrives holding one of your codes. Released once, when the window opens.
B
Their waiting room.
Through the gate, then straight to the ticketer. The code goes with them.
C
A lottery on BotShield.
A window, then a provably fair draw. Drawn — you’re in.
The fee model
Every number, posted.
Every service here is free — for fans and for you. Only a sale we brought carries a fee, and it is the same 10% every time.
The buyer fee is Couch Tour’s, paid by the fan. From you, three lines and no others: your plan, 10% on a sale we sent, and our share of a show ticket. Nothing per text, and nothing out of your royalty: the licence, the routing and the record cost you nothing.